Lyrics

Ganji, check
I got gratitude and attitude
Ganji, check
I got gratitude and attitude

My name is Microsoft Sam, I am the bomb
I love using Windows and doing your mom
I'm here spitting bars and drinking at them too
and lifting them up, I'm fitter than you
You put some words in my mouth, I'll repeat what you type
It mostly sounds lame, but sometimes it's hype
I was mostly created to read text from screens
But this time I'm here so you can suck on deez

(alright here we go)

Spittin' really hard like I try to start my car
Flow like sprinklers intermittent water going far
(Hey!) Murder is so fucking kawaii, stole that bar
Pointless reference after reference, oppan gangnam style, ahh

I don't really know what I'm doing with this parody
All of the lyrics have nothing to do with Ganji
Call it a freestyle, call it so lame
Call it mask removal cause you're in extreme pain (for you)

Ganji, check
I got gratitude and attitude
Ganji, check
I got gratitude and attitude

Sam from Microsoft (hey)
Sam from Microsoft (hey)
My roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi (hey)
Sam from Microsoft (hey)
Sam from Microsoft (hey)
Only wrote one verse so this song is gonna stop (oops)