Lyrics

I got called a fatass on Instagram Live
Last time I weighed myself I was 85
But the comments got to me so I bought Wii Fit
Now I'm playing Wii Fit
I fell off the balance board and cracked my skull open
This bitch say "ARE YOU OKAY" No bitch I'm not

I swear to god I just saw the instructor winking at me
She want me for real
But I have to bludgeon my ex-girlfriend to death with the balance board first
Call that first degree murder
They built a monument to me and called it the "Statue of Limitations"
But I have no limitations

Ay, ay, ay
Everybody give me 10 push-ups
Everybody give me 20 push-ups
Everybody give me 10 sit-ups
Now everybody give me 20 sit-ups

I was rollin' with- [OUT OF BREATH, COUGHING]
Ok now I've caught my breath
I was rollin' with-
Did I fuckin' tell you to speak over me?

I was rollin' with the Wii Fit Trainer
She said she wants me to train her
I said I don't give out rapping advice
She jumped out the car and broke all of her bones
What the fuck
Later over text she said she wants me to drain her
I said get a plumber
I stalked her Instagram later and found out she fucked Mario
What the fuck
Bitches be never telling us how they feel

Everybody give me 10 squats
Everybody give me 20 squats
Everybody give me 50 deadlifts
Now everybody give me a hundred pull-ups
I want 15 hanging leg raises
Now everybody give me 20 chest flys
Everybody go to the house of my ex-girlfriend Alice J Clark She moved as a result of my earlier song and now lives at 71 North Aspen Lane, San Diego, CA 92105
I hope the Wii Fit Trainer gets stung by a bee-hive
I gave 50 dollars to the police
My friend The Yodeling Gangster bought an entire federal penitentiary
Both of us can't go to prison
I am a criminal for hire

Everybody give me 10 murders
Everybody give me 50 grand larcenies
Everybody give me 150 crimes of passion
Now everybody give me 50 thousand dollars

Email my manager at [email protected] to plan out crimes
I will do anything for the right price
Except the things I won't do